spenceromg:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

I WANT TO KNOW

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constantbullshitting:
“ oilauren:
“ “I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up...

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

“I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics.”

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

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ofabeautifulnight:

HARRY POTTER SPELLS: a summary

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bedpartymakeover:

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supersmashkev:

I FUCKING HATE EVERUONE

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Hands down the best thing online

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kalliente998:
“kakakakelly:
“ I really want to know what event happened
”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufu5sqJh24Q this is what happened
”

kalliente998:

kakakakelly:

I really want to know what event happened 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufu5sqJh24Q this is what happened

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dishockeylyfe-blog asked: oh ok that was supposed 2 b private, do u mind erasing? that ok?

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